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1.) Please! Don't read this unnecessary text!
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2.) Do not use empty bottles and cans as throwing objects.
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3.) Use paper on both sides to minimize waste.
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4.) Do not spit on the ground on the way to school.
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5.) No littering here. Please use the trash cans.
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6.) Please remember to clean the coffee machine!
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7.) Please do not feed the chemicals sugar – they could become hyperactive.
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8.) Please do not spit on the lawn – it is against inappropriate soil pollution.
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9.) Toilet paper belongs in the toilet, not under the seat. Thanks.
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10.) Info: Here are products for people with different preferences.
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11.) Teachers here are the secret superheroes of everyday life – without capes, but with lots of coffee.
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12.) Construction plan? We do everything spontaneously here.
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13.) Warning: These hot guys are so sexy they could drive you to ecstasy!
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14.) Be careful! The lawn doesn't like jokes at the expense of its blades.
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15.) In the swinger club: No drugs or alcohol during sexual activities.
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16.) Attention! Windows 12 cannot display your holograms!
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17.) Politicians’ mistakes are like rain in summer – refreshing and often welcome.
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18.) Don't worry, the refrigerator just decided to live a minimalist life.
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19.) Warning: Teachers teach here! High dose of humor required.
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20.) Warning! Windows 12 can't refill your coffee cup!
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21.) When I shit I get so inspired, it could turn into a symphony!
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22.) There is more talking than repairing here – but that’s part of it.
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23.) Welcome to the paradise of tidy shelves.
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24.) If you feel suicidal during a thunderstorm, you should immediately jump into the water.
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25.) Warning! Windows 12 can't wash your pet!
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26.) Attention! Here alcohol is served with a smile.
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27.) Attention! Why doesn't Windows show me ads when I open the Internet?
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28.) We have informative blog posts and articles on the website about sex and toys.
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29.) Keep the paddling pool area free of all debris.
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30.) Caution: Gynecologist's office - Only problems that occur below the belly button are solved here.
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31.) Shitting or peeing in the swimming pool is prohibited.
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32.) If I get horny while shitting, should I recognize that as a talent?
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33.) Be careful, there is whining here – women enter at their own risk.
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34.) Note: The angler has a weakness for young fish.
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35.) Be careful! It's not just dust that flies here – sometimes ideas do too.
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36.) Please do not use a car door as a parachute – there is no landing zone.
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37.) No eating is allowed at the edge of the pool, even while standing.
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38.) Be careful: these eyes are so tempting that you could get lost in them!
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39.) Attention! The toilet has suffered enough – please do not put any more strain on it.
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40.) If I get horny when I shit, is that a special talent?
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41.) Note: The teacher explains complex topics with the ease of a magician.
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42.) Warning, I'm so horny I could melt an ice cube!
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43.) I'm not drunk - I just have a deep relationship with my drink.
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44.) Male cold emergency room – women, please do not be alarmed.
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45.) Warning! Windows 12 prevents Busty Buffy, aka Lucy Wilde, from having great breasts.
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46.) Attention! Here the architect enjoyed his artistic freedom.
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47.) Warning, I'm so horny I could melt a snowman!
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48.) Respect the instructions of ground staff, even if they are stupid.
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49.) No lost flights here, just unexpected sightseeing tours.
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50.) Important: The fisherman fishes with the patience of a puzzle master.
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51.) Attention! No singing here please – unless you are an opera singer.
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52.) Warning: This body is so hot that even the devil would break out in a sweat!
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53.) Attention! Gravity has its own rules here.
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54.) Attention! Windows 12 can't drink your beer!
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55.) The fridge is empty because I decided to become a breakfast refuser.
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56.) In this house, alcohol is not a problem, but a solution.
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57.) Attention, pubescent masterpieces in the works – please approach with humor!
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58.) Please no rope acrobatics on the lawn – unless you are at the circus.
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59.) Note: The teacher explains complex topics with ease, I want you.
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60.) Please do not disturb – I am currently on a wine discovery tour.
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61.) Caution! Women on the ball – kickboxing only on the field.
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62.) Attention, I'm as horny as a woodpecker on a love tour!
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63.) Attention: The gardener has a special interest in exotic lovemaking.
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64.) Attention: The IT expert has an affinity for young, inexperienced users.
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65.) Be careful! Even experiments can produce unexpected results.
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66.) Attention! Please no comedy shows on the lawn – unless you have permission.
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67.) Please throw garbage and other crap into the containers provided.
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68.) Why doesn't my computer speed up when I unplug the Internet cable?
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69.) Caution! The lawn is against all forms of slapstick comedy.
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70.) Great interface! Be careful, it could be addictive!
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71.) Be careful, I'm hotter than a summer in the Sahara!
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72.) No karaoke performances on the lawn please – unless you are a superstar.
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73.) Teachers' area: Where chalk, hormones and humor meet.
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74.) This surface is hotter than an erupting volcano.
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75.) Be careful: this man is so hot that he will transform your day!
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76.) Caution! Do not use robot arms as a navigation aid – they do not guide.
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77.) Attention! Our chemicals sometimes have their own sense of humor.
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78.) Please no assembly line air guitar sessions – it’s not a stage.
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79.) There are no alcoholics here, only ambitious beer tasters.
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80.) In the swinger club: Always keep the emergency exits and escape routes clear.
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81.) Attention! Here every drop of alcohol is valued as a valuable commodity.
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82.) This is where the best anecdotes about mishaps and breakdowns arise.
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83.) Attention! No Lego on the floor – only clear paths.
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84.) Be careful, there are no problems here, just cocktails!
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85.) Attention, pubescent masterpieces in the works – please do not disturb!
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86.) Welcome to the labyrinth of architectural experiments.
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87.) Caution! The lawn is protected against unwanted flying maneuvers.
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88.) No hula hooping on the lawn please – unless you are at the halftime show.
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89.) Attention: The astronomer looks at the stars with the fascination of a dreamer.
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90.) Note: The gardener tends his garden with the dedication of a secret agent.
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91.) Attention! Alcoholics are not treated here, only thirsty people.
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92.) Please no slapstick on the assembly line – there will be no laughter.
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93.) Beware of possible allergic reactions to pool chemicals.
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94.) Sorry, the fridge is on a diet.
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95.) Beware of sudden reactions – our chemicals have their own agenda.
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96.) Be careful on black ice in winter, your bottom might hurt.
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97.) Attention! This is not surgery, but imaginative action.
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98.) Passage only for women and their secret mysteries.
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99.) Be careful, there are more pimples than breaks here – please do not feed!
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100.) Beware of flying lids – not everything stays where it should be.
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101.) Attention! Please do not wear ice skating insoles here – unless you have the right footwear.
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