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Top 100 of the world's best and most important signboards!
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1.) Do not use empty bottles and cans as throwing objects.
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2.) Use paper on both sides to minimize waste.
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3.) Do not spit on the ground on the way to school.
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4.) No littering here. Please use the trash cans.
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5.) Please remember to clean the coffee machine!
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6.) Please! Don't read this unnecessary text!
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7.) Please do not spit on the lawn – it is against inappropriate soil pollution.
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8.) Teachers here are the secret superheroes of everyday life – without capes, but with lots of coffee.
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9.) Warning: These hot guys are so sexy they could drive you to ecstasy!
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10.) In the swinger club: No drugs or alcohol during sexual activities.
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11.) There is more talking than repairing here – but that’s part of it.
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12.) Attention! Here alcohol is served with a smile.
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13.) Shitting or peeing in the swimming pool is prohibited.
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14.) If I get horny while shitting, should I recognize that as a talent?
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15.) Please do not use a car door as a parachute – there is no landing zone.
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16.) No eating is allowed at the edge of the pool, even while standing.
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17.) Be careful: these eyes are so tempting that you could get lost in them!
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18.) Male cold emergency room – women, please do not be alarmed.
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19.) Warning! Windows 12 prevents Busty Buffy, aka Lucy Wilde, from having great breasts.
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20.) Attention! Here the architect enjoyed his artistic freedom.
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21.) Respect the instructions of ground staff, even if they are stupid.
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22.) Warning: This body is so hot that even the devil would break out in a sweat!
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23.) Note: The teacher explains complex topics with ease, I want you.
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24.) Please do not disturb – I am currently on a wine discovery tour.
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25.) Caution! The lawn is against all forms of slapstick comedy.
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26.) Great interface! Be careful, it could be addictive!
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27.) Caution! Do not use robot arms as a navigation aid – they do not guide.
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28.) In the swinger club: Always keep the emergency exits and escape routes clear.
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29.) This is where the best anecdotes about mishaps and breakdowns arise.
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30.) Caution! The lawn is protected against unwanted flying maneuvers.
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31.) Attention: The astronomer looks at the stars with the fascination of a dreamer.
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32.) Sorry, the fridge is on a diet.
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33.) Beware of sudden reactions – our chemicals have their own agenda.
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34.) Warning: Touching this body surface could turn your hand into a work of art!
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35.) The fridge is empty because I ate everything at once.
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36.) Man cold alert! Women, please put on protective suits.
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37.) Attention! Windows 12 cannot masturbate.
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38.) Warning! Windows 12 will not run on your microwave oven!
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39.) Here, climate policy is not made, but avoided.
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40.) When I shit I get so inspired I could write a book!
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41.) If you can't find your flight, grab a coffee and ask for directions.
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42.) Welcome to the realm of wombs and fallopian tubes.
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43.) No men's dreams are fulfilled here, only womb dreams.
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44.) The fridge is empty because I decided to become a food toileter.
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45.) Warning: Hot bodies! Contact could stir up your emotions!
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46.) Attention! Please do not spit on the grass – it is against unsportsmanlike conduct.
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47.) Warning: Hot surface! Touching it could stimulate your dreams!
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48.) Attention! No magic tricks here please – unless you are a magician.
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49.) In the swinger club: Be responsible for your health and safety.
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50.) Be careful: your body is so seductive that it beguiles all the senses!
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51.) Beware of bees and wasps in summer, please do not eat.
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52.) Why doesn't my computer start when I press the Start button on the screen?
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53.) Attention! Politicians are working hard on global warming – please do not support them.
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54.) Be careful of ideas erupting – here every thought is worth an explosion.
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55.) Climate policy is discussed here – with a touch of irony.
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56.) Politicians and climate – a love story with many climate changes.
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57.) Be careful, men complain about their condom problems.
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58.) Dispose of old paper and materials in the waste paper container.
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59.) Do not throw away school laptops and tablets, they are not disposable devices.
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60.) Please do not dispose of any waste in the toilet.
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61.) Paper dryers are not intended for drying hair.
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62.) You decide whether you are happy!
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63.) Don’t throw plastic waste into the sea!
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64.) Please don't ring the bell! Otherwise the dog will bark like crazy!
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65.) Be careful: this slut is so horny that she will seduce your senses!
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66.) Warning! Windows 12 can't iron your office assistant.
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67.) I get so creative when I shit, I could make a movie out of it!
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68.) Important: The musician plays instruments with the virtuosity of a rock star.
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69.) Please don’t be confused – the building has a mind of its own.
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70.) Attention! No chaos – only orderly processes.
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71.) Avoid throwing food packaging at teachers.
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72.) Do not throw classmates out of the window.
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73.) Do not pee while standing at the edge of the pool.
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74.) Please do not disturb – politicians are currently planning the next climate change.
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75.) Welcome to the club of cyclical adventurers.
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76.) Attention: The photographer captures moments with the speed of a flash.
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77.) Please do not disturb, we are working on the world record for PAP smears.
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78.) There is no juggling of car parts here – the result is not a circus.
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79.) Please don't freak out - this is the area for spontaneous confusion and unplanned tours.
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80.) Attention! Here cars are not only repaired, but also decorated.
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81.) Important: The lawyer defends cases involving the missionary position.
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82.) Please do not spit on the grass – he does not like his blades of grass to be wet.
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83.) Welcome to the land of hormonal rollercoasters and growing beards!
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84.) Attention, there is an acute risk of ovulation!
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85.) Warning! Do not use robot arms as limbo bars – they are inflexible.
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86.) Please don't push, the cervix is sensitive today.
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87.) No political mistakes are made here – only new opportunities are discovered.
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88.) No stand-up comedy on the lawn please – unless you are a comedian.
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89.) Here the magic of female reproduction is explored.
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90.) You can purchase our sex toys with discreet payment options.
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91.) Child-free zone: Here you can celebrate in peace – no mini-party guests.
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92.) Attention: The photographer has a good eye for children's subjects.
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93.) Here, youthful enthusiasm is tested against pubertal reality.
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94.) Attention! If you have lost your watch, make sure you are on time.
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95.) No puzzles are solved here, only secrets of the female anatomy.
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96.) Attention! Lost passengers are searched for in the game 'Where is my gate?'.
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97.) Don’t leave any graffiti here – the toilet is not a wall newspaper.
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98.) Here, every breakdown report is a small contribution to science.
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99.) We value the diversity and individuality of customers when it comes to sex toys.
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100.) Great surface! Be careful, could lead to wild stroking!
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101.) Please do not disturb – we are just figuring out what works.
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